After calling an early election, as is his kingly right, Justin Trudeau appears to have narrowly carried enough votes in yesterday’s election to secure another term as Sultan of Canada.
“Bring my camel, bring my scimitar!” laughed Trudeau as he carefully applied blackface. “I told everyone the genie had guaranteed a win! Oh man, this never gets old. We’re having a massive victory party tonight, I’m bringing in some elephants, belly dancers, my entire harem, the whole shebang. Or the whole he-bang…or, um, people-bang. Nevermind.”
