Great news, everyone: Dylan Mulvaney has finally figured out how to piss like a woman. After much observation in the ladies’ loo, he twigged that ‘peeing from a vagina sounds different than a penis’. ‘Vagina peeing is quieter’, he says. Keen to mimic these wondrous hushed tones of the female urinator, our trans hero sits on the toilet, tucks his knob between his legs and aims its contents at the bog’s ‘porcelain sides’, thus muffling the splashing noise us fellas normally make. Well, ‘I’d hate for my penis peeing to be the thing that blows my cover’, he writes.
