Dear constituents,
I am delighted to announce today that upon careful reflection of national and regional polling, I have decided to throw my hat in the race and run for re-election. This was a tough choice. I know that I said back when the word “Liberal” was radioactive that I would not be running in the next election in order to spend more time with my family. But my party has now found its potassium iodide: its name is Mark Carney, and though he is also tightly constrained and only deployed in emergencies, he works! And so, after much soul-searching – mostly about which cabinet position I want – I have come to the conclusion that my family can wait. Please consider supporting my campaign as I embark on this selfless endeavour.
