He hasn’t only disgraced himself — he is trashing Queen Elizabeth’s reputation too
Ihave been surveying the Sandringham real estate options for Andrew. Wood Farm: Prince Philip’s poky former shag pad. It’s already a no. Then there’s York Cottage, a place even the royals — never ones to be that picky about the look of a house — deem glum and ugly. It is “unlucky and sad”.
Park Hall, a now empty nursing home where Diana grew up — well, I suppose that’s the best one. It’s very Andrew. Big, faded, grand; it could easily be tarted up. It could easily — and I bet you these are the exact thoughts that are flashing through his tattered brain as he furiously consults interior decorators — could easily be fitted with a (small) Jacuzzi, a helipad, a spa, even, maybe a 100ft dressing room and bomb shelter, as he had at Sunninghill Park.
Royal Scumbags. The monarchy will have a very difficult time recovering from this if that is even possible.
