I remember the first time I got wasted and climbed up a pole, barefoot.
I twerked only for a few minutes, and much like her, it all came crashing down. I haven't been the same since. pic.twitter.com/JgjfqQC2qU
— Dr. Jebra Faushay (@JebraFaushay) December 16, 2025
I hope she had enuff liquor to soften the landing.
