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Panda sex and deer threesomes fluster Florida parents

Outraged adults in Orange County have tried to ban Katharina von der Gathen’s book Do Animals Fall in Love?, which describes the sex lives of animals

The average bedbug does it 200 times a day, the lion up to 40 and the pigeon approximately seven. Pandas do it once a year, and an eel will do it once in a lifetime.

The Asiatic black bear has a penchant for doing it alone, the female Adélie penguin will do it in exchange for pebbles, while barnacles do it en masse and indiscriminately with monstrously long appendages.

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