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Trudeau spends 1st Truth and Reconciliation Day in Tofino on vacation, contradicting itinerary

Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is spending the first National Truth and Reconciliation Day on vacation in Tofino, B.C., with his family, despite his official itinerary placing him in private meetings in Ottawa.
The Prime Minister’s Office confirmed the vacation in a statement sent to Global News.
Americans aren’t just blocking our oil pipelines, now they’re fighting Hydro-Quebec’s clean power lines

Last week, Quebec Premier François Legault took to Twitter to celebrate after New York State authorities tentatively approved the first new transmission line in three decades that would connect Quebec’s vast hydroelectric network to the northeastern U.S. grid.
Danish museum wants artist to pay back money after producing blank canvasses

A Danish museum wants an artist to return around 534,000 kroner ($83,000) he had been given in cash to recreate old artworks using banknotes, after he produced blank canvasses with the title “Take the Money and Run”.
Jens Haaning, a Danish artist, was commissioned by the Kunsten Museum.
He was asked to reproduce two of his works representing the annual salary in Denmark and Austria.
But the artist pocketed the cash and produced the blank canvasses.
I’ll do a couple of stick men for a few hundred.
Milley Admits Telling Chinese He‘d ‘Probably‘ Call Before an Attack

Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Army Gen. Mark Milley admitted Wednesday during a hearing that he told his Chinese counterpart he would give him a call if the United States were about to attack.
Post-Covid CLOWN SHORTAGE hits Northern Ireland

Alongside the UK’s ongoing fuel crisis, there’s a clown shortage in Northern Ireland’s circuses. With circus bosses searching for new clowns, some commenters suggested they look to the political arena for recruits.
Circuses will soon tour Northern Ireland again once Covid-19 restrictions are lifted, but according to the BBC, they’re facing an acute shortage of clowns. Many of these funnymen (and women), circus owner David Duffy explained, either returned to their own countries at the outset of the pandemic last year, or have since gone abroad to look for work in countries that have already reopened.
‘Slap in the face’: Marines reveal commanders forced them to wipe clean abusive messages left for the Taliban & ISIS-K at Kabul airport days after blast killed 13 US troops

A US Marine has shared his dismay at being forced to remove obscene messages insulting the Taliban and ISIS that they daubed on the walls of Kabul Airport.
Three examples of the insults were shared to social media – with one showing a serviceman in front of a tiled wall at Hamid Karzai Airport sprayed with the phrase ‘F*** ISIS + Taliban’ in black paint, as well as an image of a penis and testicles sprayed in purple.
WTF?
Imagine having no real problems so you have to make some up pic.twitter.com/kqrVG4PNq5
— Libs of Tik Tok (@libsoftiktok) September 24, 2021
Who says there’s no fun in Islam? Taliban day at the fairground!

Heavily armed Taliban fighters were pictured on Tuesday enjoying a lake-side fairground near Kabul, weeks after the militant group took control of Afghanistan and began re-implementing their hardline Islamic rule.
‘This is Afghanistan!’ one Taliban fighter shouted while on a pirate ship ride at the fairground found in western Kabul, as his armed comrades cackled and whooped onboard the rickety attraction.
FGM a go

Judge throws out historic female genital mutilation case, calls feds ‘vindictive’
A federal judge on Tuesday threw out the nation’s first female genital mutilation case, delivering a major blow to the prosecution and FGM survivors who had hoped the Detroit case would help end a practice that is still performed on millions of girls worldwide.
In dismissing the four-year-old case, U.S. District Judge Bernard Friedman concluded the prosecution was vindictive in seeking new charges against the accused, who had previously convinced the judge to declare the federal FGM ban as unconstitutional.
I’ll see your orange apparel …
… and raise you an Aztec God
Canada Doubles Its Afghan Refugee Resettlement Target to 40,000 People

Canada has doubled to 40,000 the variety of Afghans fleeing the Taliban that it plans to soak up, the Canadian overseas minister stated Monday, fulfilling a campaign pledge made by Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.
‘Restless anal syndrome’ link to Covid

An elderly Japanese man developed ‘restless anal syndrome’ after catching Covid, in what doctors claim is a world first.
The unidentified 77-year-old was admitted to Tokyo Medical University Hospital after testing positive for Covid.
Despite his age, he did not require any oxygen during his stay and managed to start breathing normally again 21 days after being admitted.
The Return of Empty Shelves and Panic Buying

Supply chain issues are leaving supermarket shelves empty. Shoppers might yet make things worse.
Walk around a supermarket in the U.S. or Europe and you will see some empty shelves once more. This isn’t due to people panic-buying toilet paper, as they did early on in the pandemic; rather it’s because supply chains are clogged at almost every stage between Asian factories and grocery stock rooms.
But rising prices and patchy availability mean it’s only a matter of time before shoppers start purchasing in bulk again — this time to avoid future sticker shock.
Man in Russia charged with ‘hooliganism’ after badly beating male dermatologist who said hijab-wearing wife’s skin was ‘beautiful’

A man has been placed under house arrest in Russia after he beat up and concussed a doctor who inspected his wife and complimented her. The woman, a hijab-wearing Muslim, claimed the dermatologist dubbed her skin “beautiful.”
