WTF?

In a stunning milestone for diversity, the first flesh-eating screwworm infested human entered the United States from either Guatemala, El Salvador or some other downtrodden country.

The widely misunderstood ‘New World Screwworm Fly’ is a mostly peaceful parasite whose females lay eggs in open wounds and their larvae, referred to intolerantly by some as ‘maggots’, then use their sharp mouth hooks to eat their way through the host, while feeding on his tissues in what some DEI experts are calling a pointed critique of rapacious capitalism.

Father at @TVUSD RIPS into school board for policy that makes female students declare they have a MENTAL ILLNESS if they don't want MALES in their FEMALE private spaces.

"We know there is only two genders… TWO genders and infinite numbers of mental delusions." https://t.co/HCzswdJNgF pic.twitter.com/2ZFwPMYVbz

— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) August 28, 2025

Dealing with the unprecedented threats from Donald Trump’s threats to Canada’s economy and sovereignty have required unconventional strategies from federal and provincial leaders, including barring liquor sales and cancelling contracts with Tesla.

But among the more unorthodox strategies to hit back against the US is spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on novelty hats.

In January, sensing a marketing opportunity after Trump threatened to annex Canada, an Ottawa-based company began selling hats with the message “Canada is not for sale” in capital letters. Days later, Ontario premier Doug Ford – a blunt-spoken, burly populist with a knack for politics – entered a high-stakes meeting with other premiers and the prime minister wearing the hat. The move kicked off a frenzy of online orders and created a rare moment of political consensus.

I thought neopronouns weren’t a thing anymore, but I was wrong. pic.twitter.com/MAleNMmitc

— Dr. Jebra Faushay (@JebraFaushay) August 28, 2025

Police Scotland have warned the public not to share misinformation about an incident in Dundee involving a 12-year-old girl after online speculation was amplified by Elon Musk.

Scotland’s first minster has also accused the multibillionaire X owner of undermining community cohesion.

A 12-year-old girl was charged with being in possession of offensive weapons after an incident in which a Bulgarian couple were approached by young people in St Ann Lane, Dundee, on Saturday evening.

Damn, that was such a great meme too.

In July, 25-year-old Brit Sam Jacques had his home searched and was charged with possession of a knife—in his own home—and was fined the equivalent of about $900. The knife fit the criteria of a category called a “zombie-style knife” and was therefore illegal in the United Kingdom, even though there was no evidence of wrongdoing or evidence that Jacques had any intention to harm anyone. 

Video captures car with metal staircase driving around Mississauga, woman charged https://t.co/qKPiR8qpLI

— Blazingcatfur (@fancypants_s) August 28, 2025

First of all, and unfortunately in my view, a lot of Democrat-aligned influencers built their audiences the old-fashioned way–by building a following by saying what they think. I’ve not looked deeply into any particular “influencer,” but I don’t automatically assume that all of them are paid shills.

Like this idiot …

Taylor Swift is engaged which means MAGA is melting down. It’s a great day!

— Harry Sisson (@harryjsisson) August 26, 2025

Man charged in alleged hate-motivated assault against gas station attendant in Markham, Ont.

Officials say the suspect walked into the business and allegedly made derogatory comments about the victim’s turban before pointing his middle finger at the gas station attendant while “making hateful remarks.”

Police allege the suspect also threw money and spat on the victim, as well as made a “threatening punching motion” towards them.

On Wednesday, investigators identified the suspect as Farhad Marounisi, of Markham, and brought him into custody. Marounisi is facing an assault charge.

He disliked the guy’s turban does that make it a Hat Crime?

BOSTON—For years, the largest city in New England has wrestled with a problem that seems easily fixable: People keep crashing tall trucks into low bridges.

Nobody knows this better than the team at Trillium Brewing.

Almost a decade ago, the local brewery launched its Storrowed beer, named after the local term for the frequent incidents along Storrow Drive. The seasonal double IPA was meant to be a public-service announcement to warn drivers against wedging box trucks under low-clearance bridges.

Imagine the horror – Christians prayed and worshipped God in the Alberta Legislature.

Don’t worry, a Cabinet Minister quickly apologized for this terrible “error.”

But Muslims and Sikhs hold religious services in the Alberta Legislature. Just stop those Christians from praying!… https://t.co/DHqgnOaJmo pic.twitter.com/OhRDiLE61x

— DonaldBest.CA * DO NOT COMPLY (@DonaldBestCA) August 28, 2025