Meet the Ecosexuals: People Who Have Sex With Trees, Mud and Lumps of Coal to Somehow Save the Planet

Of all the things we have to blame the COVID-19 lockdowns of 2020-21 for, perhaps the most unexpected is that some desperate people used them as a handy opportunity to begin having sex with trees. In 2020, a 45-year-old Canadian “somatic sex educator” named Sonja Semjonova was going out on her daily walk permitted to her by the Trudeau Taliban, when she came across (perhaps even literally) a giant oak tree by the side of a path in British Colombia. Perceiving “a connection” with the tree, Sonja began to “lie against it” loving the “feeling of being tiny and supported by something more solid” and “not being able to fall”.

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United Church of Canada removes Jesus, features ‘spiritual drag clown’ in ‘bold reimagining’ of Last Supper

United Church Freakshow

The United Church of Canada has unveiled its version of Leonardo da Vinci’s The Last Supper, featuring an entirely new cast of characters.

The piece, which marked not only Holy Thursday but the church’s 100th anniversary, was created to “challenge tradition depictions” of the iconic scene, and emphasizes “support for 2SLGBTQIA+ rights, Reconciliation with Indigenous Peoples, Racial Equity, Disability Justice, and engagement in struggles for peace and human rights.”

I find myself nostalgic for burnings at the stake.

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How nationwide red paint attacks signal a Chinese gang feud in Britain

When Dominic Payne de Cramilly opened a guest house in Colchester 17 years ago he never expected that it would be at the centre of a nationwide crime mystery.

In January, the 2-star hotel was defaced in what initially seemed to be an isolated act of vandalism. But it’s now being linked to an ominous cluster of similar incidents whose origins may lie in the Far East.

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Gunmen shoot 12 dead at Ecuador cockfight

Police in Ecuador say they have arrested four people in connection with an attack by gunmen at a cockfighting ring in which 12 people died.

Weapons and replica police and army uniforms were seized during police raids in the north-western Manabí province on Friday – a day after the attack in the rural community of La Valencia.

Footage of the attack shared on social media showed gunmen entering the ring and opening fire, as terrified spectators dived for cover.


Tweet translation – “Cockfight massacre in #Ecuador : Armed men disguised as soldiers opened fire at a venue in Manabí, leaving at least 12 dead.

It happened Thursday night. The Ministry of the Interior reported that four alleged perpetrators were arrested, believed to be members of a gang known as “R7.”

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The vegan trans ‘death cult’ turning geniuses into accused killers

Curt Lind didn’t know it, but he was already dead.

The 82-year-old was ambushed by a hooded figure lying in wait outside his trailer park who repeatedly slashed his throat, CCTV footage seen by The Telegraph reveals.

Amazingly, Lind remained on his feet as his assailant fled. The collar of his jacket, which had been torn off during the frenzied knife attack and trailed limply from his hand, was visibly soaked through with blood.

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Nazi panzer bunnies are not Germany’s biggest issue right now

It is hard to imagine anything weirder or, for that matter, more German than the Nazi-era Easter sugar bunnies riding tanks that have caused such a stir in Tübingen, south-west Germany.

The weird moulds were found in the basement of Café Lieb and the bakery decided to reactivate them.

“Older people say they recognise them from their childhood, and many old people simply want to buy them as a souvenir,” said the comically named Ulrich Buob, head confectioner at Café Lieb. More curiously, Herr Buob argued for the relevance of the tank-straddling bunnies as Germany seeks to re-arm.

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