As an actual woman, I can generally be found in a state of constant rage and offense at the countless emotionally incontinent men who choose to LARP as women. How dare they grow their hair, get a set of falsies, and pretend they can even begin to understand what it’s like to live in a woman’s body? The mortification of female puberty, the discomfort sparked by a lascivious male gaze, the inconvenience of various biological processes, pregnancy scares, and joys — none of this can be assumed or replicated. How dare these men presume to understand — to be — female?
