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The NHL wants to stop hiring white people

Future Stanley Cup Final.

The NHL has released a “diversity report.” In response, both the league and the Associated Press have determined that white people should stop playing hockey or working in hockey.

The report found that 83.6% of the NHL’s staff and the staff of the league’s teams are white. The league’s rosters are 90% white. The report also found that 62% of staff are men — far more balanced than the league’s rosters, which are made up entirely of men.

You just knew this horseshit was coming. Are you as sick of these damned racists as I am?

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