By any honest account — emphasis on honest, not the government-approved press release variety — Mark Carney has now sat in the Prime Minister’s chair for over forty days.
Forty days — not in the biblical sense of trial and transformation — but in the Kafka-esque sense of scripted announcements, symbolic gestures, and legislative landmines. Carney, Canada’s investment banker turned political shepherd, has worked diligently to emulate his idol — Donald Trump, of all people — though lacking the charisma, disruption, or delivery.
The results? Let us count the disappointments.
