>Be Tiger Woods
>You are very rich
>You can easily hire a driver
>You don’t
>You buy a Cadillac Escalade
>Immediately drive it into a fire hydrant and also hit a tree
>Pay for damages
>Still don’t hire a driver
>You buy a Mercedes-Benz
>Drive it into the woods after doing a bunch… pic.twitter.com/94rqGIaf6n— The AI Robot Guy on X (@HousebotGuy) March 28, 2026
h/t Mauser
