Celebrity Idiots

The New York Times Loves Cultural Appropriation When Hilaria Baldwin Does It

Mere days after the New York Times published an article supporting the cancellation of a teen girl by a classmate over a racial slur, the publication ran a story defending Hilaria Baldwin, Alec Baldwin’s wife, after it was revealed that she faked being a Spaniard for years.

While the Times has preached against forms of cultural borrowing before, having recently published an article critiquing tiki bars as “racial inequity and cultural appropriation,” it graciously granted the yoga instructor a platform to express her belief that she did nothing wrong.

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by Blazingcatfur••0•Posted in"Cultural Appropriation", Celebrity Idiots, New York Times

It’s not just her name, Hilaria Baldwin’s entire life is a fake

How you say . . . scam artist?

Hilaria Baldwin, the epically thirsty, self-identified Spanish wife of actor Alec, has been outed as a basic white woman from Massachusetts, real name Hillary Hayward-Thomas.

Escandalo!

The cringiest piece of evidence is a clip from the “Today” show, in which Hilaria, speaking in a Spanish accent while cosplaying as some kind of culinary expert, says, “We have very few ingredients. We have tomatoes, we have, um, how you say in Eng — cucumbers.”

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by Blazingcatfur••0•Posted in"Cultural Appropriation", Celebrity Idiots, WTF?

Alec Baldwin’s wife became Hollywood’s Rachel Dolezal because of our sniveling, bootlicking press

The fading celebrity trophy life ranks as one of the easiest jobs of modern life.

Refresh your fillers enough that the Daily Mail can never describe you as “tired-looking” in a supposedly candid shot staged outside, pop out just enough children that your trainer and your plastic surgeon can nip you back into a size two, and develop just enough of a rapport with your mindless friends that they’ll buy whatever FitTea or slave-labor made swimsuit you’re paid to tag in your inexplicably popular Instagram posts.

Oh, and perhaps don’t pretend to be a borderline-racist caricature of a barely literate Latina woman when you’re actually whiter than Wonder Bread.

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by Blazingcatfur••0•Posted in"Cultural Appropriation", Batshit Crazy Progressive Hypocrites, Batshit Crazy Progressive Racists, Celebrity Idiots

Teen TikTok Stars Like Charli D’Amelio Explain The Collapse Of Our Celebrity Class

…COVID-19 has made it clear there is a deep divide between regular people and the celebrity class. Celebs complained about living in their coastal mansions during the pandemic or lectured us with “we’re all in this together” videos while breaking lock down orders. And let’s not forget they tortured us with yet another rendition of the annoying John Lennon song “Imagine,” because they actually believe it somehow makes us feel better to hear Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Fallon sing “Imagine there’s no heaven,” while an overreaching government shutters our business and separates us from loved ones.

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by Blazingcatfur••0•Posted inCelebrity Idiots, Hollywood

Debra Messing Tries to Trounce Trump With a Prison-Rape Put-Down, Gets Shanked by Her Own Side

Debra Messing Tries to Trounce Trump With a Prison-Rape Put-Down, Gets Shanked by Her Own Side

In pursuit of a proper left-wing position, sometimes you just can’t catch a break.

Actress Debra Messing’s learned that the hard way.

In a tweet last week, the star took a stab at an attack on the President of the United States.

She told the world she hopes Donald Trump goes to jail, and that — she clearly insinuated — he’s raped by lots of inmates.

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by Blazingcatfur••0•Posted inCelebrity Idiots, Trump Derangement Syndrome