“President Dementia AKA Joe Biden”

Outraged Papua New Guinea academics have slammed President Joe Biden for his ‘unacceptable’ suggestion that his uncle was eaten by cannibals in the country after his plane was shot down during World War II.

Biden implied on two occasions Wednesday that his maternal uncle 2nd Lieutenant Ambrose J. Finnegan had met a grisly end at the hands of cannibals after his plane was shot down by the enemy over New Guinea in 1944.

JUST IN: The White House admits Joe Biden was lying when he suggested that his uncle was eaten by cannibals in New Guinea during WW2.

Wow, I definitely thought this was a true story.

Karine Jean-Pierre tried deflecting by saying Biden was simply just expressing how "incredibly… pic.twitter.com/eijJkiLsLC

— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) April 18, 2024

BIDEN: “I made it clear to the Israelis — don’t move on Haifa!”

Haifa is a major city *IN* Israel. pic.twitter.com/BdNgoDlGkM

— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) April 18, 2024

WTF? h/t Mauser

When Presidentish Joe Biden assumed office, he effectively erased our immigration laws using nothing more than his phone and his pen, to borrow an infamous line. When the Supreme Court, the highest in the land, ruled that Biden had no authority to “relieve” college loan debt for 30 million Americans by forcing 300 million other Americans to assume it for them, Biden went and did it anyway. Biden wants to force you to give up your gas-powered car, so last month his EPA issued impossible new emissions standards — with zero input from Congress, where laws are supposed to be made.

He’s out of it.

Biden mocked for shuffling around White House lawn with dazed look during Japanese PM ceremony https://t.co/7CMjrsEDxs pic.twitter.com/PFNqLt6qhg

— New York Post (@nypost) April 10, 2024

Donald Trump has implied Joe Biden defecated on the Resolute Desk during a billionaire’s fundraiser in Palm Beach.

A source told The New York Times Trump made the remarks during a 45-minute presentation at a dinner hosted by investor John Paulson on Saturday night.

Former ESPN host Sage Steele says a 2021 conversation with Biden was tightly scripted.

What do you call an interview where the interviewer cannot ask spontaneous follow-up questions?

Not an “interview,” that’s for sure.

Several waves of protesters disrupted President Biden’s grandiose fundraiser at Radio City Music Hall Thursday, where he kicked it with former Presidents Barack Obama and Bill Clinton to raise cash and enthusiasm for his 2024 re-election bid.

One demonstrator, a woman blowing a whistle, holding a “war pig” sign and warning of “nuclear war with Russia,” was removed from the lavish New York City event, dubbed by the 81-year-old president as a “grassroots fundraiser.”

Despite mail-in voting and ballot harvesting and a host of other perfectly legal ways to tilt the playing field, could Old Joe Biden actually lose in November? If a Tuesday New York Times story is to be believed, the answer is a resounding yes, and among the most worried is the senescent corruptocrat’s old friend and mentor, Barack Obama.

Pity the poor White House staffers who have to deliver poll results to President Biden. The old man is angry to discover he isn’t doing well as he tries to get himself re-elected.

This man shouldn’t be president right now, much less for the next five years.

Before the moment slips away, it’s important to highlight one of the most significant, hidden aspects of Tuesday’s House Judiciary Committee hearing featuring testimony from former special counsel Robert Hur, who investigated President Biden’s willful illegal retention of classified documents: The Biden Justice Department withheld production of the transcript of President Biden’s five-hour interview by Hur until just before the hearing was scheduled to begin.

Defenders of President Joe Biden, who was recently found by his own Department of Justice’s special counsel to be too feebleminded to stand trial for illegally retaining classified documents, have an excuse for their guy. It’s not that the oldest individual ever to hold the office of the presidency is personally unequal to the task. No, he just has a stutter! Not only is it not an issue, you are a bad person who is mean to people with speech disabilities for thinking it is.

One of the big takeaways from the newly released transcript of President Joe Biden’s two-day interview with Robert Hur is that the special counsel was being exceedingly generous when describing the president as a “sympathetic, well-meaning, elderly man with a poor memory.”

Democrats had a bad day on Capitol Hill on Tuesday as they simultaneously insisted that the Hur report absolved Joe Biden of having committed any criminal act, while also calling the report a partisan hit job.

Special Counsel Robert Hur has made himself an enemy of the national political press for the offense of telling the truth about Joe Biden’s failing memory. Hur cited Biden’s age and poor memory as a chief basis for not prosecuting Biden mishandling national-security documents while out of office — the same sorts of mishandling that resulted in Jack Smith bringing three dozen felony charges against Donald Trump. He’s being assailed for partisanship in releasing a report detailing his findings, analysis, and conclusions — assailed by all the same people who lauded the Mueller report’s findings, analysis, and conclusions, and who assure us that it is offensive to even raise the possibility of partisanship or bias on the part of Smith or David Weiss or elected Democrats Alvin Bragg and Fani Willis. Yet, as even Glenn Thrush at the New York Times conceded, Mr. Hur, a registered Republican who has steered clear of partisan politics during a two-decade career as a prosecutor, was chosen, in part, because of his reputation for calmly handling the pressure of high-wire investigations and internal department politics.”