Starmer’s security chief says Hamas should keep some guns during peace process

Sir Keir Starmer’s lead security aide has been lobbying for Hamas to keep some of its guns as part of the Gaza peace process.

Jonathan Powell, the Prime Minister’s national security adviser, believes the terror group should be permitted to retain AK-47s and other personal weapons, in order to break the deadlock in stalled talks on phase two of the ceasefire.

“He’s been hammering the phone with [the] Americans, trying to push what’s seen on this side as a realistic way forward, as against the Israeli approach,” a source close to the negotiations said.

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Panda sex and deer threesomes fluster Florida parents

Outraged adults in Orange County have tried to ban Katharina von der Gathen’s book Do Animals Fall in Love?, which describes the sex lives of animals

The average bedbug does it 200 times a day, the lion up to 40 and the pigeon approximately seven. Pandas do it once a year, and an eel will do it once in a lifetime.

The Asiatic black bear has a penchant for doing it alone, the female Adélie penguin will do it in exchange for pebbles, while barnacles do it en masse and indiscriminately with monstrously long appendages.

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Surrey Mayor Presses Carney to Appoint an “Extortion Czar” as Canada’s Mafia Shooting Wave Spreads

OTTAWA — Following The Bureau’s investigation into Canada’s Indian mafia-linked extortion crisis, Surrey Mayor Brenda Locke is urging Mark Carney’s government to appoint an “Extortion Czar” to coordinate a national response to what she calls a rapidly escalating wave of violence that has spread beyond British Columbia and is now “approaching 1,500” cases across Canada since 2023.

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Dumbest Woke Karen

Woke Karen, 63, lets VERY embarrassing detail slip to the Daily Mail after she mistook cops rushing to school for ICE ‘and tried to obstruct them’

A ‘Karen’ from Maine let it slip to the Daily Mail that she was the one who tried to allegedly stop police from investigating a serious threat to a school because she thought they were Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents.

Mary Conmee, 63, gladly answered the phone on Thursday morning, but instead of greeting the reporter, she appeared to be having a conversation with someone else about what she did.

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Trump a rapist says Globe

America the predator: Trump wants to show the world he can take what he wants

For the past year, the world has been in a state of chaos. The United States, in the grips of its mad pirate king, has installed tariffs, removed tariffs, made deals, overturned deals, made threats, backed off threats, and all with the randomness of an infant that has not quite achieved object permanence. Nonetheless, a logic is starting to emerge, a logic that explains America’s actions: the logic of the rapist.

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How ‘Wine Moms’ Entered the Conversation About ICE

The insult wielded against protesters taps into a long tradition of casting wine drinkers as out-of-touch elitists.

While discussing the protests against Immigration and Customs Enforcement in American cities, David Marcus wrote in a Fox News Opinion piece last week that “organized gangs of wine moms” were using “antifa tactics to harass and impede” ICE agents. He also referred to those mothers as “self-important white women,” a comment echoed by another Fox News personality, Will Cain, who spoke of “a weird kind of smugness” among them.

“Wine moms” conjures up ludicrous images — women holding babies in one arm and brandishing bottles in the other, legions of them marching forth in zombie lock step.


Pity the misunderstood wine Mom.

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Pakistani cop ordered deported from Canada for contributing to ‘crimes against humanity’ wins another shot at refugee status

A Federal Court judge has given a former head constable with Pakistan’s Punjab Police Service (PPS), who was ordered deported from Canada for making ‘a voluntary, significant and knowing contribution to the crimes against humanity’ committed by the notorious force, another chance to stay in Canada.

Munir Ahmad Malhi and his wife arrived in Canada in January 2020 and soon sought refugee protection.

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Judge bans Ontario man from bringing python as mental-health service animal to family court proceedings

An Ontario man has been ordered by a Superior Court judge not to bring a snake to ongoing proceedings in a family law dispute.

According to a November 2025 decision by Justice Calum MacLeod, the man appeared at a family court case conference with an albino ball python named “Rico,” insisting that the snake was a service animal.

h/t MP

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Make me puke …

Praising ‘coexistence,’ Mark Carney says Canada can show the world ‘another way is possible’

QUEBEC CITY — Following the impact of his major foreign policy speech in Davos this week, Prime Minister Mark Carney spoke directly to Canadians on Thursday in a second wide-ranging address framed as a clarion call for the government’s vision, national unity, and the value of Canadian “coexistence.”
Carney also used the opportunity to respond to U.S. President Donald Trump, who warned the prime minister this week that Canada “lives” because of the United States, and that the Canadian leader should remember that.

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