This may be old news to Torontonians, but it’s worth sharing because I’ll bet you’ve never heard this one, and it’s a prime example of so much we see from the left these days.
First off, some of the nice things about the new Woodsy Park in Toronto were its amenities, which included a field, a playground, a firepit, a skate trail, a splash pad, and, with a hat tip to those Canadians, it’s well-maintained and very clean. Another nice thing about it was its name – “Woodsy.” That was easy to remember, and it just sounded nice, you know, woodsy, even though there weren’t a lot of trees.
Toronto City councilor Shelley Carroll announces they have renamed a park
‘Ethennonnhawahstihnen’ park
She says residents must learn to pronounce the new park name to be “held accountable” with “first peoples”
This is not satire pic.twitter.com/cqf9D07vXQ
— Wall Street Apes (@WallStreetApes) February 6, 2026
h/t Mauser
