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MONTREAL — One way Canada plans to shrink the number of temporary residents is to offer them the opportunity to remain permanently, the immigration minister said Friday, but that doesn’t mean everyone who wants to stay will be able to.
Marc Miller met with his provincial and territorial counterparts for the first time since he announced an unprecedented plan to set limits on the number of new temporary residents.
Dutch contestant Joost Klein has been expelled from Saturday’s Eurovision Song Contest final after a complaint by a member of the production crew, organisers said, adding to the headaches for host Sweden as it also grapples with anti-Israel protests.
I’m heartbroken. How bout you?
The irony is that if Supt. Stacy Clarke were anyone else employed by Toronto Police, her bosses would want her fired for a promotions cheating scandal she spearheaded to help Black officers vying for promotion.
But firing isn’t even on the table because the first female Black superintendent in Toronto Police history is a “superstar.”
Can’t be fired because that would make blacks angry? Toronto is fucked.
Eco-friendly brake cables are being eaten by foxes, after manufacturers switched from petroleum-based insulation to soy, forcing owners to wrap their cars in tarpaulins.
Recent photos show multiple cars covered in blue plastic for protection after a spate of attacks in Worthing, West Sussex, with locals claiming at least 20 vehicles were targeted by foxes.
Jack Cousens, the AA’s head of roads policy, said the animals may be attracted to the soy-based insulation on brake wires.
Climate change activist Greta Thunberg protests outside the Eurovision:
“I’m here to show we think it is outrageous and inexcusable for Eurovision to let Israel participate while committing a genocide.” pic.twitter.com/wievieyqwq
— Oli London (@OliLondonTV) May 10, 2024
Canada presses Germany to boost parts production as Ukraine struggles to field its Leopard tanks
Germany’s defence minister acknowledged Friday that countries like Canada — and to a lesser extent Ukraine — are in a tough spot when it comes to maintaining older variants of the Leopard 2 main battle tank and keeping them in the field.
Boris Pistorious, who visited Ottawa and met with his counterpart Defence Minister Bill Blair, was asked about the world-wide shortage of spare parts affecting the A4 model of the Leopard, the type overwhelmingly used by the Canadian Army.
It’s also the model which Canada, Poland, Norway, Denmark, Spain, Sweden, the Netherlands and Portugal all donated to Ukraine.
A grown man who dresses up as a girl sits at a Disney park with children nearby and discusses how he got his t*sticIes removed and how he's so excited to get a fake v*gina. pic.twitter.com/aERZ5Za3Og
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) May 9, 2024
This woman wants people to stop raising “soft ass kids.”
I’m literally crying now. She’s mean. pic.twitter.com/bw0sKVc6an
— Dr. Jebra Faushay (@JebraFaushay) May 10, 2024
A Chinese zoo has been accused of charging customers money to see “pandas” that are actually just dogs painted black and white.
Taizhou Zoo, in the eastern Chinese coastal province of Jiangsu, unveiled a new exhibition featuring “panda dogs” at the start of May. Visitors were charged 20 yuan (£2.22) to see the new attraction.
But those who travelled to the zoo claimed the animals were actually chow chows, a dog breed known for its thick double coat of fur from northern China, and said the dogs had been dyed black and white to resemble pandas.
Just Stop Oil have targeted the Magna Carta in their latest environmental stunt.
Two protestors, aged 85 and 82, smashed the glass enclosure surrounding the historical artifact this morning at the British Library.
NEW – Elderly climate radicals try to smash the glass protecting the Magna Carta at the British Library.pic.twitter.com/2qsQqP5F9q
— Disclose.tv (@disclosetv) May 10, 2024
Bonus Greta update …
Greta Thunberg was just in Malmo, Sweden wearing a Keffiyeh while protesting Jews outside the Eurovision venue.
Greta is merging antisemitism with her environmentalism.pic.twitter.com/MbZUDRMhiD
— Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸 (@Bubblebathgirl) May 9, 2024
#WATCH: Toronto lady gets her purse robbed in broad daylight at Woodside Square. pic.twitter.com/Ey4JqTiwqi
— 6ixBuzzTV (@6ixbuzztv) May 8, 2024
Over four years, Marius Gustavson made £300,000 from 22,800 subscribers paying to watch ‘human butchery’ on their screens
In his north London basement flat, Marius Gustavson castrated and sexually tortured dozens of men for the enjoyment of paying viewers on his Eunuch Maker website.
Over four years, Gustavson made £300,000 from the 22,800 subscribers paying to watch the “human butchery” unfold on their screens.
At the Old Bailey on Thursday, the 46-year-old Norwegian national was jailed for life with a minimum custodial sentence of 22 years.
However, people on social media were angry that all Canadians don’t get free admission.
“Why do we even pay taxes?” one person asked. “What is the benefit to living in Canada?”
New Canadians Get Free Admission to Parks
Newcomers to Canada and new citizens can explore the country’s national parks for free this year.
According to Parks Canada, national sites including the Canadian Rockies, parts of the Maritimes, and everywhere in between, can be accessed for free for those new to the country.
Free admission applies to Canada’s national historic sites, national parks, and marine conservation areas and can be claimed through the Institute for Canadian Citizenship’s Canoo mobile app.
Oh that’s great nothing like a little ethnic vote buying.
After watching this video, are you ready for a Polyamorous Lifestyle? pic.twitter.com/9uh5Eu37c6
— Dr. Jebra Faushay (@JebraFaushay) May 9, 2024
I had to ignore, cut off, and block all of my Black, brown, and queer Trump-voting friends for exactly these reasons. pic.twitter.com/REzDYWiNvw
— Dr. Jebra Faushay (@JebraFaushay) May 9, 2024
