WTF?

He’s upset that people call his rotpocket an open wound. It’s an inverted penis, get it straight. pic.twitter.com/RC8sDumJnH

— TroonyToons 💜🤍💛 (@troonytoons) August 7, 2023

A statue of a polar bear urinating into a Dutch canal will no longer pass water at night after noise complaints from nearby sleep-deprived residents.

The giant “p—-d off” bear, erected to highlight the effects of climate change, had urinated every three minutes, 24 hours a day, before its neighbours complained the flow made too much noise.

Instead of flying to an international summit in Bali, Germany’s Green Party climate minister should take the zero-carbon alternative and walk. Germans must boycott the opening of the men’s second division football season because “patriarchal structures” have led to a clash with the Women’s World Cup.

These and other absurd messages have attracted 50,000 followers to an anonymous satirist parodying the German foreign minister on X, formerly known as Twitter. It is more than several actual ministries have amassed.

The New York Times looked ridiculous in several articles on alleged racism and “vigilantism.” Jason Aldean’s song “Try That In a Small Town” never mentioned race, but was somehow a call to racist violence. But a South African leader chanted “Kill the Boer!” — an explicit call to violence against white South African farmers — and the Times pooh-poohed it as a “far right” conspiracy theory.

More than a third of UK residents do not know that transgender women are biologically male, according to a poll, calling into question public understanding of the debate over gender.

Campaigners said that the finding showed politicians, journalists and pollsters needed to be more explicit when speaking about gender issues, as in many cases members of the public did not know what politically correct terms meant.

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— "Valid" people taking L's (@ValidLs) August 6, 2023

Jamie Foxx apologises and deletes Instagram post

That was a pretty clear statement.

We’re team Barbie. pic.twitter.com/bdwhuTUHxM

— Justin Trudeau (@JustinTrudeau) August 6, 2023

h/t Mauser

Sophie Grégoire Trudeau’s next move: Get paid

… The vivacious, new-age yogi and longtime mental health champion is at work on a self-help and wellness project that promises to delve into brain health and “unique emotional signatures” — a reflection of the positive vibes and promises of “real change” that first swept the prime minister to victory in 2015.

Good that she’s chosen the Yogi path.

Drunken outbursts, public nudity and nonstop cellphone use disrupt packed theaters. Have people forgotten how to go the movies?

Ryan Gosling was having a big moment onscreen bro’ing up the Barbie Dreamhouse as Ken when Tess Connolly, 22, first spotted something amiss.

It was a 9:30 p.m. showing of “Barbie” at the Regal Cinema in downtown Denver, and the theater’s manager had begun pleading with a man seated a few rows in front of Connolly and her younger brother. The man, the manager said, needed to leave. But the moviegoer wouldn’t budge. That’s when five security guards showed up and Connolly truly took in the spectacle in front of her — and, unfortunately, it wasn’t Ken shouting “Sublime!”