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Nancy Pelosi Hospitalized With Dangerously Low Blood Alcohol Level
According to eyewitnesses at the Grand Duke’s palace, Nancy Pelosi was rushed to the hospital earlier today after her blood alcohol level plunged dangerously.
Sources say that the Democrat representative is now in stable condition, having downed several vodka tonics and three glasses of wine since the incident.
Trump extends Canada annexation joke with AI-generated image
Trump posted the AI-generated photo with the caption “Oh Canada!” on social media. It depicted the incoming president looking over a mountainous landscape with a Canadian flag waving behind him.
This is all in jest and the Trump video is AI.
And Now For Something Completely Different
Simple things like wrapping presents can prove to be quite challenging and stressful this season.
Below are two tutorials on how to handle this task:
Are you ready for the holidays? 😊
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— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) November 30, 2022
Is Mr. McGoo addicted to pills now?
This was sent to me in twitland before I got knee-jerked outta there.
That little boy in the suit is so adorable.
“Couldn’t the scientist just lie about the test results?”
“No. No. No. No. No. No. The FDA would never accept a bribe.”
Marshal Kim Jong-Un disrupts international conference of musicologists, with surprising new theory
Musical theorem of Marshal Kim Jong-Un is peer-reviewed.
Results will be published momentarily.
Publication of theory begins:
Musical theorem of Marshal Kim Jong-Un is this:
(Foreign media sources must credit DPRK News Service.)
Musical theorem of Marshal Kim Jong-Un is that most western “hit” “rock” “music” is stolen from songs of peasants and disfavored minorities. [Thread Reader]
Original Twitter Thread The comments are interesting.
Meet the Conservative Comic Artist Countering the Left Online
Scrolling through the sea of posts, pictures, and memes online can make conservatives feel like they’re outcasts. Endless screeds claiming anyone to the right of Mao is a bigoted and hateful person make up most of Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram. But a growing cadre of conservative creatives is trying to make its mark online and prove the left doesn’t have a monopoly on the digital world.