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A List of White Racial Slurs Is Circulating at Auburn

Auburn’s Black Student Union recently circulated a list of racial slurs for white people. Campus Reform reports that some of the popular ones include:

“palm people”
“failed abortions”
“deformed dna”
“mockery of humanity”
“bleach demons”
“albino pigs”
“not meant to exist”
“white ‘people’ was just god experimenting.”

Read on…

Someone must dislike Blacks a great deal to have gone to so much trouble.

by Blazingcatfur•February 13, 2023February 13, 2023•0•"Identity Politics", "Not The Onion", "Peak Woke", Batshit Crazy Progressive Racists

Pronouns caused Agriculture Canada systems to crash

A federal department’s decision to add gendered pronoun identifiers to its internal communications and remote work software caused the systems to crash and display errors.

On July 18, Agriculture and Agri-Food Canada (AAFC) decided to introduce pronouns to Microsoft (MS) Teams and Outlook “to further (their) commitment to diversity and inclusion.” The use of pronouns such as “they/them” is a common practice among the LGBTQ+ community.

by Sarcasticat•August 26, 2022August 25, 2022•0•"Not The Onion", "Peak Woke"

Black Boards Matter: Whiteboards Now Considered Racist

Raise your hand if you had white boards being racist on your 2022 bingo card. Nope, me neither, but bizzaro world strikes again.

Everything is racist these days. I mean, everything that has to do with people of color. Apparently, you can’t be racist against white people; white privilege and all.

by Sarcasticat•August 25, 2022August 24, 2022•0•"Not The Onion", Batshit Crazy Racists, Race Baiting Grievance Mongers, Racist!, WTF?

Fauci is Now Performing Gain-of-Function on the Spanish Flu

So you may be asking, what moron could possibly be oblivious enough to support GoF work on the Spanish Flu while the world is still dealing with the nightmare that is COVID? The answer should not be surprising and is here:

Mable Chan,ᵃ Meenakshi Tiwary,ᵇ,ᶜ Helen L. Wu,ᵇ,ᶜ Nikesh Tailor,ᵃ Robert Vendramelli,ᵃ Jonathan Audet,ᵃ Bryce M. Warner,ᵃ Kevin Tierney,ᵃ Alix Albietz,ᵃ Thang Truong,ᵃ Kaylie Doan,ᵃ Alexander Bello,ᵃ Marnie Willman,ᵃ Bryan D. Griffin,ᵃ,ᵈ Patrick W. Hanley,ᵉ Jamie Lovaglio,ᵉ David Safronetz,ᵃ,ᶠ Jim Strong,ᵃ,ᶠ Jonah B. Sacha,ᵇ,ᶜ Darwyn Kobasaᵃ,ᶠ

a. Special Pathogens, National Microbiology Laboratory, Public Health Agency of Canada, Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada

b. Vaccine and Gene Therapy Institute, Oregon Health & Science University, Portland, Oregon, USA

c. Oregon National Primate Research Center, Oregon Health & Science University, Portland, Oregon, USA

d. Vaccine Safety Surveillance, Immunization Branch, Public Health Agency of Canada, Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

e. Rocky Mountain Veterinary Branch, Division of Intramural Research, National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, National Institutes of Health, Hamilton, Montana, USA

f. Department of Medical Microbiology and Infectious Diseases, University of Manitoba, Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada

by Sarcasticat•August 20, 2022August 19, 2022•0•"Not The Onion", WTF?

Breaking! Bill Gates Made Manchin Change His Mind To Support Biden-Schumer’s Deal

Microsoft founder Bill Gates recently revealed that he was influential in getting Senator Joe Manchin to support Democrats’ massive spending bill. The billionaire had personally lobbied the senator for several months to support the progressive climate and energy legislation. It later passed the Inflation Reduction act with the senator’s support.

by Sarcasticat•August 19, 2022August 19, 2022•0•"Not The Onion"

I Can’t Even…

If i saw this in someone’s house, i would leave and never come back. pic.twitter.com/8e8e7l4HLo

— 💕 Doll Face✨ (@smoke_nd_pearlz) August 13, 2022

by Sarcasticat•August 14, 2022August 14, 2022•0•"Not The Onion", WTF?

Biden and WHO Declaring States of Health Emergency Over 8 Deaths Worldwide, 1 in the U.S.

Apparently, not being able to find a better excuse to extend a state of emergency, the Biden administration declared another “public health emergency….” According to USA Today, the administration claims it is “a move that could make it easier to tap funding and wield the federal bureaucracy to combat the once-rare disease.”

Biden appears to be following the thoroughly disreputable World Health Organization, which appears to have intentionally and inadvertently botched so much during the CCP virus pandemic. On July 23, the WTO claimed this “‘extraordinary’ situation qualifies as a global emergency.”

by Sarcasticat•August 6, 2022August 5, 2022•0•"Comply!", "Not The Onion", "President Dementia AKA Joe Biden", Disease, Fearmongering

The IRS has 5 million rounds of ammo for some reason

This is a truly strange story that I was reading this morning at PJ Media. It turns out that the federal government is currently stockpiling massive amounts of ammunition and weapons. For some departments like the FBI, CIA, or Homeland Security, that kind of makes sense. But it’s not limited to just federal agencies whose primary focus is law enforcement. It turns out that the IRS has enough guns and ammo to launch a war. The numbers are rather staggering. They now have more than two thousand of their own law enforcement agents with thousands of weapons and more than five million rounds of ammunition. Congressman Matt Gaetz of Florida has introduced a bill that would place a moratorium on these IRS purchases until we can see what’s going on.

by Sarcasticat•August 5, 2022August 4, 2022•0•"Not The Onion", Guns and Ammo, IRS

Montreal police allegedly threatened to shut down kids’ lemonade stand and arrest mother

A Montreal mother claims police told her to take down a charity lemonade stand her kids had set up and threatened her with arrest.

Ayana Massa told Global News her two young sons, 11-year-old Ness and 8-year-old Ariel, have been selling lemonade to raise money for the Multiple Sclerosis Society of Canada.

by Sarcasticat•August 3, 2022August 2, 2022•0•"Not The Onion", Montrealistan, police, police state

Researchers say extreme heat is making mental health crises more common

The World Economic Forum published a report on high temperatures and mental health on July 14, citing more than 10 studies from countries around the world. The report highlighted how extreme heat and humidity are linked to heightened symptoms in people with depression, generalized anxiety disorder and bipolar disorder, according to a 2020 study out of the United Kingdom.

by Sarcasticat•July 22, 2022July 21, 2022•0•"Not The Onion", Climate Change, Fearmongering, Global Warming Hoax, Mental Health

Secret Service Has No Text Messages To Offer The Jan. 6 Committee

The U.S. Secret Service wasn’t able to turn over text messages to the House committee investigating the Jan. 6 Capitol riot, according to The Washington Post, citing a senior official briefed on the situation.

The agency is expected to share the news with the committee on Friday in response to its subpoena, the Post reported. The information provided will be mostly comprised of previous disclosures that won’t add new information, the senior official said.

by Sarcasticat•July 19, 2022July 19, 2022•0•"Not The Onion", Corruption, Hoaxes and Cons

Children Being Executed In Class For Not Agreeing To Reduce Their “Carbon Footprint”

A climate change infomercial released in 2010 by a prominent global warming activist organization depicts children being exploded for not agreeing to reduce their “carbon footprint”, as AGW (manmade global warming) skeptics are grotesquely blown up with innards and blood splattering everywhere, a frightening reminder of the fact that the environmental agenda is merely a veil for the hideous New World Order cult of death, and that the vehemently discredited and increasingly desperate global warming movement is resorting to increasingly extremist scare tactics.

by Sarcasticat•July 18, 2022July 18, 2022•0•"Comply!", "Not The Onion", "Peak F*cked Up", Batshit Crazy Eco-Luddites, Climate Change, Global Warming Hoax, Propaganda

There’s a great Dijon mustard crisis and Canada is a big part of the cause

Surgical masks and paracetamol for the fight against COVID-19. Microchips from Asia for European car manufacturers. Sunflower oil from Ukraine for restaurants and households. All have been in short supply at times since the start of the pandemic. But now — for French food lovers — it’s getting serious: the country is running out of mustard.

by Sarcasticat•July 14, 2022July 14, 2022•0•"Not The Onion", Canada, Food shortage

NYC Nuclear Preparedness PSA

That’s reassuring.

by Sarcasticat•July 12, 2022July 12, 2022•0•"Not The Onion", New York City, Nuclear weapons